1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

She’s a Pony - Glaze

Art of the Dress - PinkiePieSwear

Pious Pony - [voodoopony]

Faster Than a Speeding Bullet - Valve Studio Orchestra

Luna’s Spectrum - [voodoopony]

At The Winter Gala - Saltakrits

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Honestly, the best person I could see that I couldn’t otherwise would be Waiven ^_^

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“The top of his head barely reached her shoulder.” - Otherland

4) What do you think about most?

Prolly what my next projects are gonna be.

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

I liek eet up dah buuuuttt :3

6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______  on?

I sleep with a jacket on.

7) What’s your strangest talent?

I can link my arms behind my back, pull them over my head, and pull the elbow through, straightening my arms ^_^

I also can sound like Mr. Hankie with a southern accent.

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)

Usually make closer friends; boys are easier to be retarded with.

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Don’t think so

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

3 days ago to brony metal.

11) Do you have any strange phobias?

I actually don’t have any phobias o:

EDIT: Realized at the one month to live question:

I’m pretty afraid of dying young.

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

A marble once. It got stuck for awhile.

13) What’s your religion?

Belief in self.

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Walking somewhere while listening to music.

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind it! I can’t seem to smile in pictures.

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Bronies. We’re a band of people who make awesome music. That’s my story an I’m stickin to it!

17) What was the last lie you told?

Don’t remember, truly o.o

18) Do you believe in karma?

Kinda

19) What does your URL mean?

I am a person identified as Zander.

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

Lack of confidence in large social gatherings.

I’VE READ 250 BOOKS BITCH COME AT MY KNOWLEDGE

21) Who is your celebrity crush?

Don’t have one, I prefer people I actually know :P

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Nope!

23) How do you vent your anger?

Either typing a long rant, or BLASTING angry metal or loud electronic music

24) Do you have a collection of anything?

Dude, when I moved I had a box of little things I’ve collected

Some of it is literally stuff I’ve found on the street

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Online! Phones feel awkward

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

Yup!

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

Brakes squealing; for some reason girls with breathy voices make my ears tickle in a pleasant but non-sexual manner

28) What’s your biggest “what if”?

What if IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY MANG

na prolly what if I asked that girl out sooner, for multiple occasions

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Na, and there’s no way aliens DON’T exist

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Air

Wall

Boring, I know

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

…bedsheets o.o

32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

this really fucking creepy warehouse walmart

it stretched on for EVER, and everyone in there seemed brain dead and like they wanted to die

fuck I hate big box stores

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?

West Coast-alia, born and raised

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

I don’t fucking know

the singer from Paramore?

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

Be positive, bring joy to your friends lives, act well and be a role model.

36) Define Art.

Something made by a persons creativity. Could be a painting, a song, a novel, or a dirty limerick.

37) Do you believe in luck?

Honestly? Not much, anymore.

38) What’s the weather like right now?

Cold, but not snowing anymore sadly

39) What time is it?

9:47 PM

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Like 4 times, and nope

41) What was the last book you read?

Fallout: Equestria

fuck any haters, that thing is LONGER than the average book.

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Hell naw.

43) Do you have any nicknames?

Zander! or Prankie Pie. or wood.

44) What was the last movie you saw?

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

Snapped cartilage in my left knee, followed later by similar injury in my right. Was kind of a cripple for awhile and I can still accidentally kind of pop my knee out of place and have to shift it back in.

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Don’t think so D:

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

PONIES

and drawing and making videos

48) What’s your sexual orientation?

Straight, but I can recognize if a guy is handsome or not

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

Prolly some stupid one at some point, but I don’t give a fuck

50) Do you believe in magic?

Na, wish I could go to equestria with my friends though

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Nope! I pretty much let anything go after a night’s sleep

52) What is your astrological sign?

Sagittarius, same as Waiven and Pinkie Pie ^_^ 

53) Do you save money or spend it?

Spend prolly, but I make enough that it doesn’t matter, since I just buy food really

54) What’s the last thing you purchased?

Orange Box on steam with a 50% off coupon, so I could get the half lifes

55)  Love or lust?

Love, fo sho

56) In a relationship?

Nope

57) How many relationships have you had?

OH SO MANY MAN I’M UPLOADING DAILY

ya, but no, none

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

nope

59) Where were you yesterday?

Inside for the entire day, except when I had to bring the cat in

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Two Pinkie Pie toys within a foot of my hands ^_^

61) Are you wearing socks right now?

Black ones

62) What’s your favorite animal?

Cats.

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

My secret weapon is to be nice to them. Y’know, like people should act to make people like them haha

64) Where is your best friend?

My BEEEEST FRIEND EVER, Annie, lives in sasketchewan. I got best friends in idaho, virginia, BC, and another in sasketchewan too ^_^

65) Spit or swallow?(;

Osmosis

66) What is your heritage?

Scandinavian

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

Making a huge bowl of raisin bran

68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?

Douchebag.

‘Now listen son, you come from a looong line of proud Douche Bags.’

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

Look, everyone ever has fapped at one point. So, yes.

This could also be taken as if I find myself sexually attractive.

If so, no.

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Yup!

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Save the dog, could be some kid’s best friend man!

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

A) Yea!

B) Travel to spend time with my best friends.

C) Yes. I have so much more I want to do with my life.

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

…trust. That’s a hard one.

74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Pinkie’s Manebanging Telegram. :3

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

2484

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

You should be friends, before a couple. Spending time should be a natural priority and want, not something you have to force yourself to do. And you need to laugh together.

And be able to trust each other. Give no reason to doubt, do not doubt without reason.

77) How can I win your heart?

Be genuine, not afraid to be vulnerable, enjoy laughing, and not mind that I’m a big guy ^_^

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Yea, but that can apply to artists, and psychopathic killers. Creativity isn’t inherently good.

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Moving to Red Deer.

80) What size shoes do you where?

14 Mens. :3

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Love you guys! Byeee~

82) What is your favorite word?

Trousers.

Pinkie is honestly a close second. It’s just, such a good word.

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

Fuck. o.o

84) What is a saying you say a lot?

PFFHAHAHEHWHWHWUWHEUAAAAAA

85) What’s the last song you listened to?

Intermission by the offspring

86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?

Pink!

87) What is your current desktop picture?

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/398411_10150542965381307_682721306_9124885_722219262_n.jpg

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

…the leader of Iran? Guy seems pretty evil I guess

maybe just the closest rapist.

89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

Who do you have a crush on?

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Get up, close door, leave note for mom on door, sleep on couch. Freak the fuck out midway, not do any of those things, call for mommy and gibber

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Teleportation, WITHOUT the need for sight. I can see all my friends. ^_^

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

Honestly, me and Waiven’s skype call where we ran out of laughter. Of every half hour I’ve had, it was the best.

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Ever asking to go to a movie with a bunch of douchebags. They meant to lead me on and make me show up at the movie theater on the wrong day. A friend let me know early, but I’d like to go back and punch the fuckers in the mouth, they honestly deserve it.

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

I’d rather date someone than just fuck them. And I don’t have any celebrity crushes, so, no.

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Idaho. ^_^

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

Nope!

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

Into some bent tin foil that was hastily shaped into a cup.

luckily, no spillage.

98) Ever been on a plane?

Yup. When I was young I puked while on the toilet. It ran down the door, and went under it into the carpet.

I felt really bad for the attendant. xD

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

Hi.

You don’t know me, but I’m an average 18 year old male from Canada.

If you don’t speak English and this doesn’t translate, sorry. Um, you didn’t understand that.

Ahem.

Anyways!

There is some uncontrollable truths that some of you need to get in your damn heads.

Racism is wrong. Every person is a person until their INDIVIDUAL actions prove them to be unworthy of the same opinion you’d give a nice old lady.

And by actions, I mean murder, rape, stealing for personal gain and not survival, verbal and physical abuse, war crimes, genocide, looking the other way when your troops beat, imprison, torture, kill innocent people.

Every person in the world should be accountable for their actions in front of a FAIR, UNBIASED court.

Be you a hobo or a president, you are liable for what you have done and what you have caused, and should pay the price for the harm you have caused.

Gay marriage is perfectly acceptable in any logical society. Your religion may abhor it, but unless you live in a religious city state or your own small island settlement, your personal beliefs have NO INFLUENCE in law.

If you are a nice person, have done things to help others, and have tried your best to be a good role model for your children and peers, I appreciate you, and know that you are a good person. You might not gain a monetary, political, or even personal award, but know that you have done well in the eyes of humanity.

Love those which deserve it, tolerate those who don’t, punish those who have left humanity altogether.

I love you all, and good morning/afternoon/night.

Zander

100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.

askhotbloodedpinkie

disturbedindividual

askpinkiepieandfluttershy

asksurprise

askdradorable

THERE YOU GO GUYS ENJOY